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thecentre:mk sampling huge success!

Last weekend our intrepid oblongeers were at thecentre:mk to spread awareness of  Bahlsen Messinos, otherwise known as the oblong Jaffa Cakes.

Oblong Jaffa Cake tour moves to centre:mk

This weekend (26-27th September) the oblong Jaffa Cake tour will be at the centre:mk to tantalise the taste-buds of the public once more.

First event a success!

The first oblong Jaffa Cake event went down a storm at the Trafford Centre, as our intrepid oblongeers introduced the snack to the eager public.

Oblong Jaffa Cakes on tour

Tomorrow the oblong Jaffa Cake tour begins at the Trafford Centre, before moving onto the Centre: MK and Bluewater for the following two weekends.

Jaffa Cake: Cake or biscuit?

Today we will settle the eternal debate that’s been plaguing Jaffa Cake lovers for years. Is the beloved snack a cake or a biscuit?

Oblong Jaffa Cakes on regional radio

Today two of our intrepid oblongeers participated in interviews with regional radio stations in Cambridge and Essex.

Who’s behind the oblong Jaffa Cakes?

After a week of intrigue, with some newspapers making educated guesses, it can be officially revealed that German confectionary company Bahlsen is behind the oblong Jaffa Cakes that’s dividing
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Oblong Jaffa Cakes taking the media by storm!

Since we released the story that Jaffa Cakes are turning Oblong, it has excited the media and stirred public opinion.

The Future of Jaffa Cakes is Oblong

We, at ’The Future is Oblong’ HQ, are aiming to create a more oblong-friendly world starting with one of Britain’s best-loved treats, the Jaffa Cake.

This is not a cult!

Following the oblongeer’s outing at the Reading Festival, a common question was asked by the public – “Is this some sort of cult?”
In response to this common question
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