Last weekend our intrepid oblongeers concluded their oblong Jaffa Cake tour at Europe’s leading retail and leisure destination Bluewater.
Amazingly, it did even better than previous sampling events at the Trafford Centre and thecentre:mk! With 90-95 per cent of the public preferring the oblong Bahlsen Messinos to the regular round Jaffa Cakes.
These findings will go a long way to helping people realise that oblong is the way forward, providing a taste that is unlike anything produced by the round Jaffas.
The turn-out at Bluewater was massive! This may have been down to a Sharon and Ozzy Osborne book signing; however, we at Jaffa Cake HQ, prefer to put this down to the amazing “buzz” surrounding the oblong Jaffa Cakes both in the media and among the public.
Once again thousands flocked to the Bahlsen Messino stand to feast on the treat and take part in the ultimate taste-off. While many used their money-off vouchers to purchase more of the oblong Jaffa Cakes at local supermarkets.
So, on reflection, we can feel pleased that the Bahlsen Messinos have managed to be exposed to three of the biggest shopping centres in the UK. After all this activity it can be concluded that people will start to realise the future of the Jaffa Cake is oblong!
But, this is not the end! Oh no! This is just the beginning, with the future of the Jaffa Cake looking more oblong by the minute and the Messino being at the forefront of this vision. Who knows, we may be coming to a shopping centre near you in the future?!
Until then purchase some Bahlsen Messinos and decide for yourself whether the future of the Jaffa Cake is oblong!