Since we released the story that Jaffa Cakes are turning Oblong, it has excited the media and stirred public opinion.

We, at ’The Future is Oblong’ HQ, are aiming to create a more oblong-friendly world starting with one of Britain’s best-loved treats, the Jaffa Cake.

Following the oblongeer’s outing at the Reading Festival, a common question was asked by the public – “Is this some sort of cult?”
In response to this common question
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Yesterday the oblong followers made another successful pilgrimage. This time to one of the biggest musical events of the year, the Reading festival.

Today (Thursday 27th August) ‘The Future is Oblong’ followers, who were at the Brit Oval last Thursday, will be at the Reading Festival.
If you see them, then go
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On “Would I Lie To You” last night the almighty oblong was mentioned by members of the comedy elite including David Mitchell, Lee Mack and Jimmy Carr.

After the Headingley Test England were ob-longing for some inspiration and it came at the final test at the Oval.

We’ve received a first hand report from the oblong disciples that the Oval stewards were loving the ‘The Future is Oblong’ yesterday.

On Thursday 20th August some of our intrepid oblongneers travelled from The Future is Oblong HQ all the way to the Brit Oval cricket ground to spread the oblong
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For too long round shaped objects have been in the limelight; it’s time for everyone to appreciate that oblongs have the edge.
We are trying to shape the future
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